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WELCOME

President Jeff Hagstrom welcomed all to the January 12th meeting of the Brattleboro Rotary Club held at the American Legion in Brattleboro . Ron Stahley offered a meaningful invocation that reflected on the recent shootings in Florida. This was followed by the pledge of allegiance. Birthday greetings were extended to: three unnamed members.
 
As a luncheon of roast pork with apples, tempe, mashed potatoes, broccoli, cole slaw, salad and brownies for desert was being digested, the meeting continued.
 
Guests: George Ruhe and Alex Beck (speaker)

TRIVIA QUESTION

When was the YMCA founded?

(answer below)

JOKE / SONG OF THE WEEK

 

 For our Rotary joke, Marty Cohn told a version of the following:
 
A man and woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married, his new wife told the man, "I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage, the man never looked. On the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of him and he lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $187.25 in cash. He closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that he knew what was in the box, he was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, he could no longer contain his curiosity and he confessed, saying, “I'm so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?” The woman thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.” The man was stunned and said, “I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess during those years when I traveled away from home on business temptation would happen and three times is not too bad considering all the years.” He said, ” I guess I can forgive you.” His wife thanked him for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later the man asked his wife, "So why do you have all that money in the box?”
She answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empties, I took them to the recycling center."

ROTARY MINUTE

 

For our Rotary Minute, Jeff Hagstrom reminded us that January is Rotary Awareness Month and summarized an article that appeared in Monday’s Brattleboro Reformer,  To read the article by Marty Cohn, click here.

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At our January 19th meeting, Rhonda Calhoun will tell a joke or lead us in song, while Milt Eaton delivers a Rotary Minute.

 

UPCOMING PROGRAMS

 
  • 01/19 – Presented by Roger Miller, John Hagen, Meeting Waters YMCA.
  • 01/26 – Presented by Fred Moriarty, a panel discussion on how the Holstein addition came to be
  • 02/02 – Presented by Bill McKim, Jim Anderson with sing show tunes
  • 02/09 – Presented by Phil Steckler, Kevin Quigley, president of Marlboro College
NOTE: Weekly assignments (program, joke, and Rotary minute) are posted on club’s website.
   
FINES
 
No fines. ;-(
 

 ANNOUNCEMENTS
  1. Chris Wocell was inducted as club’s newest member.  Remember to introduce yourself and sign Chris’ book.
  2. First posting of George Ruhe as a member.
  3. A get well card was circulated for Nick Keizer.
  4. 2016 Christmas Tree sale raised $5,014 for Gateway Foundation.
  5. An organizational meeting for the Banner Display Project will take place after club meeting.
  6. Next International Committee meeting will take place on 1/13 at 7:30am at The Works.
  7. The Rotary Book Club is getting organized.  The book is “Neither Wolf Nor Dog.”  See Rob Szpila for more info.
  8. The 1/11/17 Overflow Shelter project was staffed by student Rotarians.  The next Overflow Shelter date is 2/7.  See Stan Nowakowski for more info.
  9. Applications are available for Rotary Peace Fellows.  See Carla Lineback for more info.
  10. The Windham Orchestra is performing Il Trovatore on Jan. 20 & 22.  See Marcy Jones for more info.
  11. If you’re interested in two free showcases, see Dana Lewis.
  12. Gateway Foundation board meeting will take place on 1/26 following club meeting.
BRAGS
 
Jeff Hagstrom – for Marty Cohn’s article on “January is Rotary Awareness Month” in Monday’s Reformer.
Rich Carroll– for his family vacation to the British Virgin Islands.
George Anthes – for Brattleboro Hockey Association tournament.
Betsy Gentile – for student Rotarians participation at Overflow Shelter including preparing delicious goulash (which Ron Stahley sampled).
Mara Williams – for the Young Professionals Gala being held at BAMC on March 4.
 
 

PROGRAM:

John Meyer presented Alex Beck, BDCC Workforce and Education Specialist who told us about workforce creation in Windham County.  For more info, click here.

 


 
 
 
 
REMINDERS
 
  • Bottles and cans can be brought to Putney Road redemption center to benefit Pure Water for the World. Please see Mara Williams.
  •  “Like” the club’s Facebook page.
  • If you like this newsletter, brag at next Club meeting.
 

This bulletin was respectfully submitted by Past President Martin Cohn who attempts to give a gist of the meeting.  However, it is always better to attend.  If you have any complaints about the contents of this bulletin....

    

ANSWER TO TRIVIA QUESTION

 
George Williams founded the YMCA in 1844.
 
For more info, click here.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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